[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you
[weird Yoshi voice] who the hell let this kid in the olympics anyway
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Me: *bench presses the teacher*
Teacher: Put me down
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter