katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

awwww-cute:

Just after I finished mowing the lawn

expederest:

space jam 2 confirmed

Bold What’s True

you are in college 
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot 
you are single, but like someone 
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom 
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars 
you stay up late 
you dye your hair 
you enjoy iced coffee 
you drink occasionally 
you like to shop 
your grades are fairly good
you are lazy
you prefer facebook to myspace
you are paranoid 
you have a dog 
you would consider going to law school 
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind 
you are somewhat superstitious 
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic
you watch a lot of television 
you also read a lot 
you get nervous easily 
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly 
you donate time or money to charitable organizations 
you don’t hear very well 
you are pale 
you have a tumblr
people ask for your advice 
& you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi 
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy
you sleep with a stuffed animal 
summer is your favorite season 
your birthday is in the spring 
your parents are divorced 
you have moved multiple times 
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse 
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone 
you like parties 
something on your body hurts right now 
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams 
you are a bit on the hyper side

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

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